I’ve been woken up at 5am by the incessant squawking of seagulls. Inconsiderate bastards…
I will refrain from doing one of those utterly retarded status updates I see all too often on Facebook that typically read:
“ugh it’s 5am, why am I still up? LOL”
Or if they’re a member of the Twitterati:
“ugh it’s 5am, why am I still up? #FML #JustinBieber”
Well, my foolish friend, you’re still up and awake because you’re POSTING ON SOCIAL NETWORKS!
Needless to say, I hate anything of wings and flight right now.
Goodnight Internet.
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